Oh my god
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius
You get better.
OH MY GOSSSHHH 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩Goodbye.